Ah, Home Ec. Remember that? I took it (I had no choice) in eighth grade, resenting the fact that the guys got to take Shop instead and learn about cars. I was already a pretty fair plain cook in eighth grade, but I never learned a lot of the essential stuff about cars.
Funny thing—my daughter also took Home Ec in eighth grade, but she got to take Shop too, and learned how to run a table saw and to spot weld. And there were some significant changes in her cooking segment since my day. For a start, the teacher had a Ph.D. and insisted that everyone call her "Doctor". But I'll admit that what she taught included a lot more about food science and how cooking actually works than my long-ago class did.
|The original version, complete with grease stains|
Here's the basic recipe:
1 package active dry yeast = fungus
2/3 cup warm water
1 cup flour
½ tsp salt
1 Tblsp oil
More flour if needed [my note: it may take a lot]
At this point my daughter added "medical examination"
2/3 cup pizza sauce (of your choice)
1 cup grated mozzarella cheese
Dissolve the years in the warm water. In a large bowl, beat in the dissolved yeast into the flour, salt and oil until smooth. Elbow grease
Turn out the dough and knead until smooth and elastic, about five minutes. [Keep adding flour until it's no longer sticky.]
Form the kneaded dough into a ball and oil the surface lightly. Cover and let rise until doubled, about 45 minutes. [In the class, this was accomplished in one session; then the dough was bagged and stored until the next day.]
|dough after rising|
When you're ready to make your pizza, preheat the oven to 425 degrees. Lightly oil the pizza crust. Spread 2/3 cup of pizza sauce over the top, [assuming you want a red pizza; if not, go straight to the cheese]. Sprinkle the cheese over the sauce.
|Dough rolled out|
At this point you can add seasonings of your choice, such as garlic, pepper and herbs like basil yum yum. Note that so far this is vegetarian, but you're free to add sausage, bacon, pepperoni…whatever you like. And you can vary the cheese.
Bake for 15 minutes and serve hot.
Side note from my daughter: fungus + people need these: water, oxygen, heat, food
One more comment on the flip side: In response to the question, Why is the dough needed?, my daughter answered, "the other stuff would burn without it."
Smart kid, right? And she's a pretty good cook now.