
I’m thrilled to be
here at your kitchen! Let me warn you that I’m not a world-class cook, so this
may not go as smoothly as one would like. My main character, Tally Holt,
inherited a box of old-fashioned recipes from her grandmother, who liked to try
to recreate favorites at home. This inspired her vintage sweet shop. Tally is a
much better baker and maker than I am, but she doesn’t have time to do this, so
I’m stepping up to give it a try.
I’m going to make
the facsimile Twinkies from the first Vintage Sweets mystery, REVENGE IS SWEET.
The first thing you should do is assemble your ingredients early. The butter,
cream cheese, and Cool Whip need to be room temperature, so get everything out
and let it sit.
Using a large mixing
bowl, beat together the eggs and half of the butter.
Next, add water,
pudding mix, and cake mix.
NOTE: Because I was making this in Corona Time, I didn’t have exactly the ingredients I needed. I had almost all the butter for the first part and used some soft butter (1 tbsp) to make ½ cup. I also didn’t get the cake mix I wanted from Instacart, but this one is close.
You can see that the egg/butter mixture is, well, a bit lumpy. I would not advise using that kind of butter.
I used Pam and
parchment on the jelly roll pans. I really did not want these to stick. And
they didn’t! The crusts came out
nice. I took them out after 15 minutes since the toothpick was clean when I
tested.
Now you need to
relax and let the layers cool, then make the filling. At this point, I knew I
didn’t want to use the butter stuff I used before. I was all out of actual
butter. But I had a giant tub of Smart Balance and look, it says on the side,
it’s for baking. (This was the only size available when shopping at Kroger with
Instacart I think it’s a lifetime supply. That expires next January.) It works
great! This mixture came out nice and smooth, just like it should.
Next problem was
sifting. Oh no, the powdered sugar is supposed to be sifted! I got out my
sifter, which was probably last used in 2001 or 2002. It’s kinda rusty. But I
have a big sieve sort of thing. If you put the sugar in it and stir, it comes
out sifted.
I would recommend
leaving some of this in the bowl to lick. It’s pretty good.
On to the next
problem. Turns out, lifting the top onto the bottom, which has been spread with
filling, is a two-person job. But, hey, we’re going to cut them anyway, right?
Also, it didn’t stick, so the parchment paper worked.
Here are some cut
pieces! Not beautiful, but good tasting.
For better
instructions and very pretty pictures, I can highly recommend Kim Davis’s blog.
Hers turned out much nicer, don’t you think?
Ingredients and Instructions-Make the cake portion first
4 eggs
1/2 cup butter
1 cup water
1 box of instant
vanilla pudding mix
1 boxed yellow cake
mix
Beat the eggs, add
butter and mix well.
Add next three
ingredients and stir well.
Batter will be
thick.
Bake the cake portion
Grease and flour two
10x15 jelly roll pans
Pour half the batter
in each prepared pan and spread.
Preheat oven to 350
degrees
Bake 15-20 minutes
or until toothpick comes out clean.
Cool on wire rack.
Next make the filling
1/2 cup butter, room
temperature
1 (8 ounce) package
cream cheese, room temperature
5 cups
confectioners' sugar
1 (8 ounce)
container frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 teaspoon vanilla
extract
Mix butter and,
cream cheese. Sift the confectioners sugar and add.
Beat well.
Add whipped topping
and vanilla and stir.
Combine
After the cakes are
cooled, spread the filling on one layer. Place the second layer on top.
Cut into bars.
If you don’t eat these
right away, you can wrap them in plastic and store them in the freezer. They’re
good cold!
Recipe adapted from Allrecipes.com by Tyler
Kaye George is a
national-bestselling, multiple-award-winning author of pre-history,
traditional, and cozy mysteries (her latest is the Vintage Sweets series from
Lyrical Press). Her short stories have appeared online, in anthologies,
magazines, her own collection, her own anthology, DAY OF THE DARK. She is a
member of Sisters in Crime, Smoking Guns chapter (Knoxville), Guppies chapter,
Authors Guild of TN, Knoxville Writers Group, and Austin Mystery Writers. She lives
and works in Knoxville, TN.
Web page: http://kayegeorge.com/
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/kaye.georgeWeb page: http://kayegeorge.com/
Facebook author page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kaye-George/114058705318095
You can get Revenge Is Sweet here, and preorder Deadly Sweet Tooth here.
PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT WITH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BEFORE MAY 20TH FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED PAPERBACK OF REVENGE IS SWEET.
Those twinkies look delicious, but I will probably be too lazy to make them. Good for you for trying with some make-do ingredients.
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Thank you for sharing the recipe, and this chance to win! areewekidding(at)yahoo(dot)com
ReplyDeleteThank you for being my guest at Mystery Lovers' Kitchen, Kaye. When I was a day camp counselor as a teen, we had Hostess sweets for the children's afternoon snacks. They included Twinkies once or twice a week, but my favorites were the iced chocolate cupcakes and the chocolate cake mounds blanketed with a thick layer of pink marshmallow sprinkled with coconut.
ReplyDeleteNever tried making Twinkies before, but we all love them. Now with a great sounding (and pretty easy) recipe, I'm going to give it a try. Thanks!
ReplyDelete"Revenge is Sweet" has been on my TBR list since day one. Can't wait for the opportunity to read it. Definitely want to get in on the ground floor for this series.
Thank you for the chance to win a copy! Shared and hoping to be the very fortunate one selected.
Please be safe, stay healthy and along the way be adventerous and try out a new recipe along the way!
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First of all thanks for showing the Oops in your baking. Now I don't feel so bad about the cake I made a couple of weeks ago. Thanks for the contest. Keeping my fingers crossed. ckmbeg (at) gmail (dot) com
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome. Always glad to be of service, in the baking comparison category. ;)
DeleteI love your Quarantine instructions! And I loved Twinkies as a child. The taste is much more important than the form. I'm so excited for this new series!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for sharing the link to my blog, Kaye! Yours turned out really well, especially trying to improvise on the ingredients and I know they tasted oh so yummy! (I don't need to be entered in the contest since I already have a copy of your book.)
ReplyDeleteMy brother will love this recipe - he's been a huge twinkie fan since he was a kid - thanks for the contest - trwilliams69(at)msn(dot)com
ReplyDeleteThese look yummy - yummily decadent, in fact! I would love to have the book! cbrusegar (at) aol (dot com)
ReplyDeleteWhat a delectable treat! Your book sounds wonderful. saubleb(at)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteLooks like a good book. Nan-d(at) sbcglobal (dot) net
ReplyDeleteThanks again, Maya, for asking me here! I'm for sure not the most accomplished baker to ever appear here. If you want to see what these should really look like, click over to Kim Davis' post--she knows what she's doing! Thanks for all the interest here, too! If anyone DOES make these and they turn out looking good, I'd love a picture.
ReplyDeleteKudos on working around your corona limitations!
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These look and must taste better than normal Twinkie's. Going to give the recipe a try.
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These twinkies look fun & tasty. Revenge is Sweet looks fun, too.
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Thanks for the recipe!
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Revenge is Sweet sounds captivating. The twinkies are irresistible. elliotbencan(at)hotmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteThis might be the perfect recipe for sheltering in place. Twinkies used to be quite the popular thing around here. I love to cook but I'm not much on presentation - it's going be cut and in a few minutes it will be gone so what's the big deal, right? The book series sounds like fun. Thanks for the giveaway.
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Right! Good luck!
DeleteThis is an interesting concept. I remember the uproar when Twinkies disappeared for awhile. suefoster109 at gmail dot com
ReplyDeleteThanks for the recipe. rmmoss2(@)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteI used to eat twinkies every day for lunch at school. Book sounds good.
ReplyDeleteI loved Twinkies as a kid! And they are still a guilty pleasure on rare occasions. I'm laughing at your trials and tribulations trying to follow a recipe with not quite the right things. I've done that so often it is a running gag in my household.
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I remember deciding between Hostess Cupcakes and Twinkies for packing lunch. :) HINT: They're VERY sweet, which you may like. But if you want them a little less so, then eat them cold from the fridge. I'm enjoying them that way. THANKS for all the interest! I posted this above, and I'll repeat it here--if you make these and they turn out looking good (or maybe even not!), shoot a pic to me at kayegeorge at gmail dot com, please! <3
ReplyDeleteLove Twinkies, thanks for the recipe! tWarner419@aol.com
ReplyDeleteThat looks good! Smart idea to make your own, speaking from my brief experience working in a Hostess factory.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, that doesn't sound good! It's better not to know the process, I'm sure.
DeleteThey must be better for you than actual Twinkies. They look tasty. Thanks for the recipe. lkish77123 at gmail dot com
ReplyDeleteWell, no preservatives. Plenty of carbs and sugar, though. I contend we NEED those things right now. (If our health lets us.)
DeleteI remember Twinkies! Oh, to be young and able to eat those treats again! Today, a better treat is reading a wonderful book!t
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I love Twinkies so I can't wait to try out this recipe. mgshepherd2003@yahoo.ca
ReplyDeleteI've never thought of making twinkled. I'm sure they're much better than the ones you buy. "Revenge Is Sweet" is on my TBR list and looking forward to reading the book. Thanks for the chance.
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My favorite treat Twinkies thank you for the recipe. I want to read your book.
ReplyDeleteYum to the recipe and the book! Legallyblonde1961@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteGood luck to everyone who entered the contest! apryl.fox@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance to read your book! jeaniedannheim (at)ymail (dot)com
ReplyDeleteOoh, I will give this recipe to my sweet neighbor who has roommates that would LOVE these (college kids!) (I'll get some too just for giving her the recipe.) She loves to bake but likes to try new recipes as she says her recipes are boring. (I love the samples so I just nod and shut my mouth!)
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This looks like such a fun recipe, and I appreciate the advice to leave some filling in the bowl. I always leave some batter/frosting for eating out of the bowl. Congratulations on the new series! aut1063(at)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a kick out the comments about licking the bowl. Maybe all recipes should put that in! There are some interim bowls that should not be licked, so guidance is needed. Thank you for all of the interest and THANKS for the good wishes on the series, too!!
ReplyDeleteThis is certainly an unusual dessert. I can see why it would be a hit! I enjoy reading cozy mysteries and would love to have Revenge Is Sweet!
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Yummmmm.....just yummmmm.
ReplyDeletekaye,killgore(at)comcast(dot)net
Looks so good!! Thank you for sharing. Allwardt1987@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteYum! I'll be making this, thanks for the recipe! nani_geplcs(at)yahoo(dot)com
ReplyDeleteLooks like a series I want to start reading! lindaherold999(at)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteWow and wow again add some strawberries and away we go....yummy.You are amazing. Can't wait for my library to open....WRITE ON ..... BLESSINGS.
ReplyDeleteThanks so MUCH for your enthusiasm!
DeleteThey look so yummy Kaye! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on Revenge is Sweet. I look forward to reading it!
Twinkies were one of my father's favorite treats. Thank you for the recipe and the chance to enter the giveaway. robeader53(at)yahoo(dot)com
ReplyDeleteI love how so many of us know people who loved Twinkies, or still like them ourselves. Thanks for the enthusiasm! It is truly uplifting for me.
ReplyDeleteTwinkies were something that many years ago when i was in a foster home that was what we craved of course we would of craved anything as food was not around and they would take away your dinner priveges for about anything at 9 i was the cook for everyone so they didn't have to worry as i would sneak them food. Congrats on your new book can't wait to read a print copy and review . peggy clayton ptclayton2 at aol.com
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry about your experiences, Peggy. Congrats for surviving and thriving.
DeleteSORRY MY LINK ISN'T WORKING TO KIM DAVIS' PLACE. HERE'S A BETTER ONE: https://cinnamonsugarandalittlebitofmurder.com/twinkies/
ReplyDeleteI lived on Twinkies as a child. I would love to win a copy of your book.
ReplyDeleteHi Kaye, it's so wonderful of you to do a giveaway, can't tell you how much it's appreciated! Your twinkie recipe sounds absolutely scrumptious. My mom is a baker and I will definitely be sharing this recipe for her to try out and let you know how it goes :)
ReplyDeleteYes, please do! Thanks.
DeleteTHANKS, ALL! I love the replies here--hope you're all staying safe and reading a lot. We've picked a winner: GRANDMA COOTIE! I'll be mailing her book out as soon as my car is back from the shop. :'( Stay safe and happy reading!
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