|This is Musetta, not Clea|
Rock and Roll Paella, from Clea Simon
Thirty years and two cats ago, I wrote my first recipe. I was not, as I am now, a mystery writer. Nor was I, as I have been at various points over a long (and somewhat checkered) career, a food journalist. What I was, at that point, was a freelance rock critic – an aspiring “scenester” looking to find my place in my post-college tribe of musicians, managers, fans, and assorted late-night-club denizens who called the Boston club scene home.
But when one of my colleagues decided to put together a “Rock and Roll Cookbook,” I was enthralled. Despite a diet that largely consisted of ramen and beer, I loved to cook. I’m not saying I was good at it, but I was trying, regaling friends with one-pot dinners of chicken stew and pasta and, on one memorable occasion, an absolutely inedible Thai curry (that’s when I learned the difference between coconut milk and coconut cream).
My contribution was something I called “Paella with Cat.” Not that I cooked with the cat, but because my then-feline, Cyrus, had a taste for human food, and anything made with chicken – not to mention shrimp – would have him underfoot and begging. Basically, it’s a simple take on a New York Times recipe – some hot sausage and saffron, shrimp and clams. Step two, though, was my own: “Remove visible fat from chicken. Feed to small cat.”
It’s probably no accident that once I started writing mysteries, both cats and rock and roll played prominent roles. The music is in the background of the books, these days, but “cats and crime and rock and roll” is still my catchphrase, at least for those first few Theda Krakow mysteries.
These days, I still make a version of this paella, as well, although my current feline, Musetta, has nothing but disdain for the human-food leavings that drove Cyrus wild. I’ve upgraded the recipe over the years: instead of water, I use a mix of clam juice, wine, and chicken broth. I like to use Arborio, or some other short-grain rice (bomba, if I can get it), for a proper, crispy socarrat, and I add some hot smoked paprika for zing. But I still blast the music while I’m cooking – Sleater-Kinney or maybe some vintage Bowie. Because that’s what makes it all good.
Revised Paella with Cat
Two links chourico or other smoky, hot sausage
1 large onion, chopped
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1/4 teaspoon hot smoked paprika
1/2 teaspoon thyme
2 Tablespoon roasted chopped tomatoes
1/2 teaspoon saffron threads
1 cup white wine
1 cup clam juice
1 cup chicken broth
1 roast red pepper (jarred is fine), skin removed
a dozen littleneck clams
4 chicken thighs
1/2 lb of shrimp, peeled, deveined
salt/pepper to taste (start with 1 teaspoon salt
1. Put saffron up to steep in the wine
2. In olive oil, sauté the sausage until it releases its fat
3. In the fat and olive oil, brown the chicken. Remove the chicken after it has browned to make room in the pan.
4. Add the onion and garlic to the fat and sausage and sauté until translucent. Add bay, thyme, paprika, salt and pepper, and rice and let everything toast for a while
5. Add the chicken back, and then the liquids, including the wine/saffron mix.
6. Bring to a simmer. Let simmer 5 to 10 minutes
7. Lay clams and shrimp on top, and top with strips of red pepper.
8. Cover and put in hot oven for 15 minutes, until clams have opened and rice has absorbed all the liquid.
9. Taste for salt and pepper. Open a can for the cat. Enjoy.
Clea Simon is the Boston Globe-bestselling author of 19 traditional/cozy mysteries in the Theda Krakow, Dulcie Schwartz, and Pru Marlowe pet noir series, most recently Code Grey (Severn House) and When Bunnies Go Bad (Poisoned Pen). This month, her 20th mystery, The Ninth Life (Severn), launched the Blackie and Care series. A former journalist, Clea lives in Massachusetts. Although her books are getting darker, they still always include a cat. She’s not sure why.
"Once again Simon’s wacky humor—darkish but surely not black—provides more than enough entertainment."
"From the wild humor of the title, to the wry conversations between animal behaviorist Pru Marlowe and her cat Wallis, every chapter of this new mystery is jammed with surprises and suspense."
-- Kingdom Books
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"Forget everything you think you know about 'cat mysteries.' The Ninth Life is a dark and gritty story of life on the streets."
--New York Times-bestselling author Joe Finder
"Compelling and utterly unique."
--Hank Phillippi Ryan, Agatha, Anthony, and Mary Higgins
Clark award winner
"A delight for anyone who relishes cat mysteries."
-- Library Journal
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