Libby Klein There is no recipe today. The recipe exploded.
I was trying to make ricotta gnocchi. I followed the directions exactly. I made a lovely pan sauce of fried pancetta and sage in butter and olive oil. I still have the grated lemon waiting to go overtop the finished dish. When I put the gnocchi in water they exploded like Mentos in Mountain Dew. I had one giant gnocchi that looked like a life raft.
Totally disgusted, I let it cook the requisite three minutes, then scooped it out of the water with my spider, and dumped the whole concoction into the butter and oil. It looked like it was breathing it was as mad as I was. Then I got the idea to bake it as if it were cheese puffs. So I scooped little meatball sized dumplings onto a parchment lined sheet pan and stuck them in a 350 degree oven for 10 minutes.
They taste right. They kind of resemble little potato pancakes (even though there is no potato since I'm allergic.) For a side dish to meatloaf these would be pretty good. All they are is cheese, flour, and egg with the butter, sage and prosciutto baked in. I don't recommend trying to make exploding gnocchi. Try Vicki Delaney's recipe for Ricotta Gnocchi instead. But if you ever make it by accident, just know you can recover by baking them in the oven and serving them anyway.
Have you ever had a recipe fail so badly you could only pivot or throw it out? Let me know in the comments.
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