Showing posts with label fun in the kitchen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun in the kitchen. Show all posts

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Fun in the Kitchen with Toni Kelner


Fun in the kitchen? I don’t think so!



I have a love-hate relationship with food. I love to eat, but I hate to cook. I’m not a particularly good cook, and I don’t like cleaning up afterward, and I really hate doing the grocery shopping to prepare for it.

I come by this naturally. My mother dislikes cooking even more than I do. When we kids were young, she cooked, but takeout meals became more and more common as the years passed. By the time I hit high school, we ate out nearly every night. Unlike most people we knew, eating out wasn’t a fun treat—eating in was!

When I moved out to my first apartment, I decided I wasn’t going to go that route. I fixed dinner almost every night. It was simple stuff, since it was just me and my dog, but it was home cooked. On Sundays, I invited my parents over for dinner, and got a bit more elaborate. I liked cooking then—it was fun.

Then I moved North and got married, and had a long commute every day. I didn’t have the time or energy for cooking every day, so we became friends with the local pizza delivery place. But my husband and I did cook some, and since Steve is a better cook than I am, it was a lot of fun.

The next big change was kids. When they were babies, I had less energy for cooking, and Steve started working longer and longer hours with a more erratic schedule, making meal planning harder. Both girls turned out to be picky eaters, and didn’t like most of the meals I cooked. It was no fun to cook for me and Steve, and then have to cook something else for the kids. So we started eating out more and more. Eventually I realized that a month had gone by, and I hadn’t cooked a real meal in all that time.

In other words, I became my mother.

So I guess it’s no surprise that Tilda, the protagonist of my “Where are they now?” mysteries, doesn’t do a whole lot of cooking, either. When one of my beta readers was reading Who Killed the Pinup Queen?, she sent a note asking, “Doesn’t Tilda EVER eat a healthy meal?” I started giving her salads after that, and made sure she got vegetables at every restaurant meal.

As for me, I still don’t cook much, but there are a couple of things I do well, and one is deviled eggs, a tribute to my Southern upbringing I’ve included my recipe below, but the best part of the process isn’t really part of the recipe. After the eggs are boiled and cooled, I yell for the girls, and they come running to help peel the eggs, squish the ingredients together, and taste the first couple to make sure they came out all right.

So even for me, sometimes cooking is fun.


Deviled Eggs

Ingredients

6 hardboiled eggs
3 tablespoons mayonnaise
¼ teaspoon yellow mustard
¼ teaspoon dry mustard
¼ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon pepper
paprika


Instructions

1. Peel the hardboiled eggs, and cut the in half, lengthwise.

2. Remove the yolks, and put into a mixing bowl.

3. Mash the yolks.

4. Mix in mayonnaise, yellow mustard, dry mustard, salt and pepper.

5. Spoon the mixture into the egg whites, and sprinkle paprika on top.

6. Cover the dish, and refrigerate before serving. (Unless you’re like us, and can’t wait.)



Unsurprisingly, Tilda Harper doesn't do much cooking in Blast from the Past, Toni's third "Where are they now?" mystery about an entertainment reporter who specializes in tracking down the formerly famous. As for the vampires who feature in Toni's stories in the anthologies she co-edits with Charlaine Harris, the less said about their meals, the better. Toni lives north of Boston, where there are many fine restaurants, which she visits frequently with her husband Steve and their daughters. She is currently trying to solve the mystery of why the four of them are addicted to watching shows on the Food Network.